The entire team raised their glove-covered hands in unison to the onlooking crowd which revealed letters spelling out the words "mart nago" which I believe is latin for "Stop looking at our brilliantly colored crotches!"
Certainly, the men's team must have worn the identical Castelli bibs - right?
(I'm guessing one pointy-sideburn's worth would do it....)
....or will he tell everyone that he's actually a true blonde but just dyes his hair black, therefore they shouldn't even bother testing his hair....
(I don't think the rug matches the curtains....)
Actually an alter-ego for Bertie may not be a bad idea. Word is, hair or no hair, he's about to enter into a year long period of solitude and reflection.....and will do it sans maillot jaune. And now that he's about to enter the club, it seems that acquiring an alter-ego that can do the speaking for him is the next order of business. After all, Armstrong now has 'Juan Pelota' to post semi-anonymous tweets for him:
And Landis has his dog Beazed (who was particularly outspoken regarding Bradley Wiggins' most recent interview.)
"Hi, I'm Clenny the Cow....I'm tainted, but tasty"